Social Studies
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
January 2012
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“Would you mind if I read you my acceptance speech?”
December 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“It’s not a Christmas dinner. It’s a benefit.”
November 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
We introduced ourselves to a young man we thought to be a social-media mogul but turned out to be from the catering company.
October 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
The logs we had FedExed from Montana were two inches too wide.
September 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“Didn’t I tell you? This dress has to be worn with a horse.”
August 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
The kitchen studio is where I perform my signature sauce dripping.
July 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
The new sound system was a bit more than our vintage Volvo could handle.
June 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“I could sense that the DJ I hired for private lessons was losing patience.”
May 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“We hired a famous tattoo artist to decorate our surf shack, but it’s taking FOR-EVER!”
April 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“Don’t worry, he’s an old character actor. He hasn’t killed anyone since 1962.”
January 2011
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“We were halfway through check-in, only to find out we were actually in a gallery.”
December 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“He’s trained to detect gluten in food.”
November 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“Enjoy my house. I just need to run to another party.”
September 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
:“Here is your molecular doggie bag.”
August 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
:We’re growing our own vegetables on the roof of the truck.
July 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
Although his part was merely a cameo, Asher insisted on a major change to the script.
June 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“Thank you. Actually it’s not a dress, it’s a tattoo.”
May 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
We found this amazing thrift store in a little desert town where they had early Rodarte!
March 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
You should have told me you’d be wearing your Viktor & Rolf—I brought the Porsche!
February 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
Now tweeting on my way to the stage...about delivering acceptance speech.
January 2010
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
Even though our decorators were much different, we realized we share
the same plastic surgeon.
December 2009
by Jean-Philippe Delhomme
“I was shocked to learn my personal trainer had been cast in the role I was bulking up for.”
